Hey, Viking guy (panzerbjrn) wrote,
Hey, Viking guy
panzerbjrn

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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving More than 00%?
We have all been to those meetings where Someone wants over 100%..
How about achieving 103%? Here's a Little math that might prove helpful.

If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z were represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

and worse
E D U C A T I O N
5 4 21 3 1 20 9 15 14 = 92%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge Will get you
close,attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over
the top. And look how far

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you.

That just goes to show you that no matter how much knowledge you have, or hard work you put towards your education there will always be that bull shitting, ass kissing bastard with an attitude that will succeed over you.
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