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Hey, Viking guy

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If you could be instantly fluent in one other language that you currently do not read or speak, which would it be?
Dunno, probably either Spanish or Japanese

If you could have the starring role in any film already made, what would it be?
This one is really hard. Either Indiana Jones or Star Wars (Either Luke Skywalker or Darth Vader)

If you could receive one small package this very moment, who would it be from and what would be in it?
A small package? Hmm, a cheque for a few billion £$£$£$£$£$£ from B Gates would do me nicely as small packages go :)

If you could own one painting from any collection in the world but were not able to sell it, which work of art would you select?
Hmm, I don't know much about art, so probably The Faceless Businessman. I don't know who it's by though.

If you could possess one supernatural ability, what would it be?
Again, very hard. Probably the ability to speak with the dead like the Necroscope from Brian Lumley's novels. Or the power of healing.

If you could have only one piece of furniture in your house, what would it be?
A big seriously eff-off computerdesk (With computers naturally)

If you could read the private diary of someone you know personally, whose diary would it be?
Hmmm, it would be naughty of me but there are three people who would be of particular interest to me. I don't want to name them though ;)

If you could have one person you know as your slave well-paid and cared for domestic laborer for one month, who would it be?
Bill Gates. And he would be made to install Linux over and over again :)
Obviously I'm putting that down as I don't want a slave. The mere thought of slaves is unpleasant.

If you could choose the way you will die, how would you want it to happen?
Painless in my sleep.

If you had to choose the worst home you've ever lived in, which one was it?
Hmm, probably a bedbug infested house in Elephant and Castle with a seriously dodgy landlord.

If you could have prevented one thing from happening between you and a friend, what would it have been?
Hmm, this one is again quite hard. It would probably be losing touch with two really close friends.

If you had to describe yourself as a child in one word, what would it be?
I can't really remember anything before year 13 so I can't really describe myself one way or the other.

If you could own a single prop from any film ever made what would you choose?
Probably Blades outfit (made to measure of course).

If you were instantly able to play one musical instrument perfectly that you never have played before, what would it be?
The violin.

If you had to choose the most valuable thing you ever learned what would it be?
That sometimes there is no going back...

If you could wake up tomorrow to learn that the major newspaper headlines were about you, what would you want them to say?
"Danish guy establishes first contact with friendly aliens"

If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do?
Pay off my dads debt and make sure that he could enjoy retirement in style.

If you could choose the music at your funeral, what would it be, and who would play it?
Hard call, but probably Metallica - Fade to Black, Depeche Mode - People are People and Kim Larsen - Som Et Strejf Af En Dråbe. The last one is an amazingly beautiful song Danish song which I would quite like to have as the last one before people run off to get drinks. I'd also quite like th Danish National Anthem in there somewhere.

If you could take away the vocal cords of any person, who would it be?
All the cack boybands and girlbands. No *one* person in particular.

If you had to describe your idea of the perfect mate, how would you do it?
Tall, blonde big tits :) But seriously... Someone who could accept me as I am and someone I could accept and find attractive. It'll take a very special women to be with me. Or a bunch of average ones ;)

If you had to have a personal friend redecorate your house, who would you pick to do it?
I don't think there's anyone I could really trust to do it so I would like it, but possibly one of my goth friends.

If you could learn the total number of hours you have spent in your life doing one thing, what would it be?
Smoking cigarettes...

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