October 17th, 2005

Ice Bear

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A blind man wanders into a lesbian biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while,
he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it
is only fair -- given that you are blind * that you should know five
things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

"Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
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Ice Bear

The War Against Garlic

Continues this Saturday.
As you all know, I hate garlic and I'm currently attempting to destroy it all by consuming as much of it as humanly possible :)
So, who's coming this Saturday?
And should we book a table?