The Klingon Empire shall surely Krush this puny helpdesk beneath it's stompy boots. Two warriors have fallen prey to disease and a few are away on shore leave. One warrior is battling with Expenditure Requests of Doom™ from dusk till dawn and the rest of us are fighting a rear-guard action in the trenches. We are currently 5 seasoned veterans against an overwhelming foe of 70 with no respite in sight.
But still we struggle ever onwards.
(Yes, we are just a tad busier than usual and several people down, but at least it means I'm not bored...)