Hey, Viking guy (panzerbjrn) wrote,
Hey, Viking guy

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Things it takes most people at least 30 years to learn.........

1 The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.

2 You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.

3 The most powerful force in the Universe is gossip.

4 The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.

5 There is a fine line between "hobby" and mental illness.

6 People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

7 If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

8 You should not confuse your career with your life.

9 A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

10 No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

11 When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is insane.

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