Things it takes most people at least 30 years to learn.........
1 The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2 You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3 The most powerful force in the Universe is gossip.
4 The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers.
5 There is a fine line between "hobby" and mental illness.
6 People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
7 If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
8 You should not confuse your career with your life.
9 A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
10 No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
11 When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is insane.