Because no-one in their right mind would everwant to log on to a second pc to check their e-mail.
AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH.
But on the other hand, despite my comments the other day about Notes developers being evil, it's now clear to me that what they did was sweep the streets for all the mentally unstable people while emptying the asylums of the criminally insane and then sat them down with a keyboard.
Instead of rocking back and forth while biting their knuckles, they could now give something back to society.
Mostly pain...
But of course, it's a feature...