Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In December, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon psychodolly (65 points). In April, I rescued kudarizaka from being sacrificed (-200 points). In November, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In September, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In August, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In January, I recruited vikinghugs as a new cultist (30 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-1045 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.
Your humble and obedient servant, mr_eleganza
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