Yes, it's made with Frontpage.
Yes, it looks shite.
No, I don't give a toss at 3:58am ;)
http://www.users.totalise.co.uk/~mr_eleganza/temp/merseygothweb/html/mg/030124swan.htm
http://www.users.totalise.co.uk/~mr_eleganza/temp/merseygothweb/html/mg/030125swan.htm
http://www.users.totalise.co.uk/~mr_eleganza/html/mg/030126swan.htm
Enjoy.
Good luck guessing which pic(s) are of me ;)