Hey, Viking guy (panzerbjrn) wrote,
Hey, Viking guy

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Good for you, you're human.
We all have evil thoughts, and you may have acted on a few of yours, but
you're probably okay traveling through Buffy's turf. Or maybe you're an
aspiring evil person and you've never given yourself a real chance. Go ahead
and forgive yourself for the mean-spirited — but ultimately harmless
— pranks you pulled in grade school. Whispering behind your co-workers'
backs won't flood you with bad karma. And we've all held out for ourselves in
the throes of passion a time or two. So keep listening to that conscience of
yours, but don't worry about tuning it out every so often. Keep reading for
more evil details!

sexually evil

So, you have a healthy sex drive — good
for you! No one likes a prude. In general, you give as well as you get, though
everyone can get a little selfish under the covers, so don't beat
yourself up about going for the big one on your birthday. And while you're at
it, go ahead and admit it — you've probably flashed a big smile to get
your way in the bedroom before. But for the most part, you strike us as a
pretty generous lover who's doing well at keeping your raw, sexual power in
check. Yeah, baby!

passive aggressive
passive aggressive

Okay, admit it
— sometimes you'd rather avoid face-to-face conflict. Now, was telling
us that to our face so hard? No. Being up front about any concerns as soon as
you have them, rather than letting them build up and turn into, say, a
tire-slashing incident, is a good thing. And it sure beats getting a
reputation as someone with a taste for revenge. Sure, you probably wouldn't
make a very good bouncer, but that's okay. Take comfort from the fact that,
overall, we think you're just swell.

black hearted

You've got a golden heart, not a black
one. Your respect for other people, nature, and the whole darn planet makes
you a shining example of what we all could be if we just cared a little more.
You're like a walking, talking Disney movie. But remember, sometimes it's
healthy to punch a pillow, crush a bug, or turn down a request to drive a
friend to the airport. Not only is a little black-heartedness normal, it's
also (gasp!) fun.


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