Hey, Viking guy (panzerbjrn) wrote,
Hey, Viking guy

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Valentines for guys

Poached from toxicpixie

Straight cut and paste :)

'Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness
for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers,
dinner, shows and any other crap that women find romantic. Secret.... guys feel left out.
That's right, left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to
admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now
officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory. This holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a Blow Job. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a
more memorable March. It's like a perpetual love machine so logically we'll all be a whole lot happier and the world will be a better place.'

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